A World Premier comedy written by local playwright Willow McLaughlin! Lana starts her new job at a large department; she soon realizes that the store is fully of wacky employees and even crazier customers. The personnel manager is paranoid, the IT department is strangely menacing, department heads are running scams and the customers fit right in. As Lana begins to fit in, the store is sold to ???? Directed by ACT veteran actor and director Michelle Stahl- Prud'homme.